So the evil midget-harboring junkies want to sacrifice Jagger-Pooh and his buddies to their god because all the drugs are making them think they’re Aztecs or something. Clearly, this is a bad place: they harbor midgets. Which turns out to be some sort of… carnival freakshow, I guess, where everyone’s on drugs, and they have weird hairdos, and there’s cripples and midgets. The bad injuns with the tattoos and the mohawks take Jagger-Pooh and Big Beefy Dork and the other good injuns with the not as many tattoos to their city. Now the bad injuns, they’re man-hunters, and they capture lots of the good injuns, including Jagger-Pooh and Big Beefy Dork. That’s well-established ethnological fact, based on the sheer amount of colonial fiction about noble savages out there that I’m sure must be statistically relevant somehow. You can tell they’re bad because they have lots of tattoos and mohawks.
It’s almost like they’re human, you know.Įnter the bad injuns. The good injuns also make fun of Big Beefy Dork for a bit because he can’t get his wife pregnant. You can tell he’s good because he has the roundest eyes and looks almost European.
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As they’re cutting it up, we learn that this movie is about the goodest of the good injuns, Jagger-Pooh. The good injuns, that’s the ones with the long hair and not quite as many tattoos, they kill a tapir. So I’m afraid this doesn’t read dated at all 12 years later. And somehow, to this day, Apocalypto seems to be generally viewed favorably. The public is again informed of this and they then vote for the top artists who will walk away with the coveted MMA in each category.I originally wrote this review back in 2007, a while after the movie had come out, and because the internet has always been the internet, I was mostly yelled at for what are apparently crazy far-left SJW hot takes. The top three artists with the most votes are then announced as finalists. It is after this process that a nomination list of five artists per category is released to the public, to vote for their favourite artists via sms. The other panelists comprise of music industry experts and credible journalists. There is only one person from Metro FM who sits on the panel of 7 judges. It is after this process that each panel members casts his/her vote, which they then hand over to an SABC Group Internal Audit representative at the voting session. An independent panel of judges then places these submissions within the 18 categories. Recording companies and artists are requested to send in release dates for their artists' albums and those dates must fall within the window period specified, to qualify for the MMA.
The Metro FM Music Awards are a special honour given to local artists who've contributed significantly to the local music industry. Swazi Dlamini - Gospel Meets Jazz (Live in Durban)ĪKA ft. The ceremony was hosted Tbo Touch and Zizo Beda and opened with a performance by Chomee, Nothende and Theo Kgosinkwe.įive nominees per category were announced in mid-October, the public voted and on Thursday 3 November the station hosted an event at The Fairways Hotel to reveal the top three contenders in each category. The 2011 Metro FM Music Awards went down at the Mbombela Stadium in Nelspruit on Saturday night (26 November) and delivered awards in 20 categories, including a double whammy Lifetime Achievement Award.īoth Spikiri and Ray Phiri were honoured for their lifetime achievements while AKA, Zahara and Big Nuz headlined the night with multiple wins. They were hosted by Tbo Touch and Zizo Beda.Ī delayed broadcast of the 11th Annual Metro FM Awards aired on SABC1 on Friday 9 December 2011, at 21h00. The 11th Metro FM Music Awards took place at Mbombela Stadium in Nelspruit on Saturday 26 November, 2011.
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The awards were established in 2000 and are broadcast annually as a TV special on SABC1. The Metro FM Music Awards (MMAs) is an annual South African music awards ceremony hosted by radio station Metro FM which honours local artists who've contributed significantly to the local music industry in the preceding year.
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